International Date Line Removed; Everyone Agrees on 'Whenever'
After 47 failed negotiations, the line is abolished. New rule: whoever says it's Tuesday, it's Tuesday.
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By L. Okafor
Staff correspondent Β· Saturday, May 16, 2031 Β· yesterday Β· 4 min read Β· Updated this morning
β ILLUSTRATORSAT MAY 16 Β· 13:47 LOCAL
01 Β· Geneva, 13:47 local. Delegates moments after Resolution 47/231 passed by acclamation. (Illustrator-generated Β· The Tomorrow Post)
After 47 failed negotiations, the line is abolished. New rule: whoever says it's Tuesday, it's Tuesday.
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