β WORLDΒ· today Β· 02:14
Country Changes Name to 'Whatever'; Neighbors Confused
By L. Okafor Β· 2 min
Sovereignty, summits, sleep, sprinklers, and Sweden. The portion of the future that happens outside.
Unanimous vote. Markets to close weekly 13:00β16:00. Sweden claims it has been doing this since 1974.
Both sides report being 'too tired.' Truce signed. Celebrations planned, then cancelled, then rescheduled.
Enemies realize no one remembers original dispute. Water under bridge, mostly. Museum of Argument planned.
New position responds to all crises with 'whatever works.' Reportedly highly effective. Budget up 47%.
Official day of reflection ends early due to an 'emergency talk.' Next year's planning already noisy.