Island Nation Announces 'We're Not Sinking, We're Evolving'
Country rebrands as 'amphibious.' Real estate prices surge. Underwater tours pending.
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By M. Cruz-Wallis
Staff correspondent Β· Saturday, May 16, 2031 Β· May 14 Β· 3 min read Β· Updated this morning
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Country rebrands as 'amphibious.' Real estate prices surge. Underwater tours pending.
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