World's Longest Standing Conflict Ends: 'We Forgot What Started It'
Enemies realize no one remembers original dispute. Water under bridge, mostly. Museum of Argument planned.
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By L. Okafor
Staff correspondent Β· Saturday, May 16, 2031 Β· May 13 Β· 4 min read Β· Updated this morning
β ILLUSTRATORSAT MAY 16 Β· 13:47 LOCAL
01 Β· Geneva, 13:47 local. Delegates moments after Resolution 47/231 passed by acclamation. (Illustrator-generated Β· The Tomorrow Post)
Enemies realize no one remembers original dispute. Water under bridge, mostly. Museum of Argument planned.
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